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> Sketches and Magic
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My name's Maria. I draw. I play video games. I might or might not be ready for the zombie apocalypse...
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> the members of an orchestra
violins I:
we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II:
why do we always get the boring parts
flutes:
we're so lonely
piccolo:
lol fk your ears
french horns:
and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes:
IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas:
evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets:
wats 'p'
trombones:
wats quiet
cellos:
im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons:
im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet:
*squeaks*
timpani:
EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet:
lol where am i
tuba:
*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp:
im just a more sophisticated piano
piano:
FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn:
im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses:
semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets:
trumpet wannabe
cymbals:
BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
saxophones:
i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
xylophones:
am i meant to be here?
triangles:

bass drum:
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
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hachidraws:

would you believe me if I told you I cried over droplets ch15 for three days?

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posted 17 hours ago, with 0 notes
Anonymous sent:
Is Eren still an available character?

No, sorry, Eren is taken, so are Sasha, Hitch and Ilse c’: other characters are still available if you’re interested!

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asahi looked really cute with this hairstyle

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posted 23 hours ago, with 0 notes
Anonymous sent:
I'd love to take on being Eren if you'd let me I'm not quite 18 but will be on Halloween. I'm not an artist but I have a friend who is an amazing one and I'll gladly work with her to put up pictures of Erens college adventures.

If it’s only one month then it’s no problem! And you’re the first to ask about Eren so he’d be yours^^ Message me off anon and we can talk about the details :)

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posted 1 day ago, with 116 notes

drglaceon:

That moment when every open tab on your phone is a JeanMarco fanfic

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posted 1 day ago, with 45 notes
> Recruiting new ask blogs!

ask-college-student-jean:

'Sup sweeties, first of all, thank you so much for all your support and sticking around through this mess, I promise things will go back to normal from now on and I hope you’re having as much fun making Jean blush with your questions as I have drawing him and answering them c:

Now, the other college AU muns and I are searching for new people to join our little group! There are a couple of characters that are still available:

Seniors: Oluo, Erd, Gunther, Nanaba, Rico, (Ilse) 
Professors: Erwin, Moblit, Hannes, Mike, Pixis, Shadis, Niles, Kitts Woerman
Freshmen: Hitch, Marlo, Thomas, Nifa, Billy, Eren, Sasha

There are no rules or anything, if you want to be part of it and you feel like you can portray one of those characters, just send me a message here and if that character is not yet taken they are yours! However, there are a few things you should consider before joining:

Read More

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posted 1 day ago, with 1 note
Anonymous sent:
What if I am not 18? (13 -14 ish).

See that’s the thing, we did have a few people that were around that age and there were some issues and the characters hook up and go to parties and things get extremely mature in the group chat, so we can’t have any minors around for legal reasons…sorry :/

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posted 1 day ago, with 207,796 notes

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

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posted 1 day ago, with 41 notes
nippaaah sent:
there can only be one

nipahdubs:

And its me. <3

oh no you didn’t

it’s on

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posted 1 day ago, with 149,894 notes

mutterspeakinamanda:

erenjaegersbutt:

foodchewer:

imagine life without bread 

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posted 1 day ago, with 77,022 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me: *goes to bed at 5am*

me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*

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posted 1 day ago, with 10,476 notes
> List of DRAMAtical Murder Characters

envy-and-pride:

haikyuuofficial:

so you want to get into dmmd but you aren’t really sure who all of the characters are? don’t worry, this is a nifty little character list that should help you get to know some of the main cast

Aoba Seragaki

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Koujaku

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Noiz

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Clear

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Mink

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Ren

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Virus

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Trip

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hope this helps!

As a Dramatical Murder fan I can guarantee the accuracy of this post

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posted 1 day ago, with 71,174 notes

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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