My boyfriend decided to play a game on my phone while I was taking a nap and right around when I was waking up he laid my phone down next to my head like it was poisoned or something and quietly said,
"I was playing tiny Death Star on your phone when tumblr said you had a notification from someone named ‘casfucker’ so I’m just gonna leave this here because I’ve learned to stop asking questions at this point"
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work